When people take forever to text back.

So you gonna take 15 minutes huh? I’ll take 17

(Source: hennyandcoke, via dyingtolaugh)

goodnight :(

I hate making walls to hide myself, but i keep feeling like i have to….

and with that, i make a secret blog

I dream of you babe, i always do.

• a teacher walks into a bar
• guy: can i buy you a drink?
• teacher: i don't know, CAN you?